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 ===== Catastrophes ===== ===== Catastrophes =====
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 RG- www.truth-out.org/​news/​item/​42309-our-summer-of-fire-and-the-fires-to-come  ​ RG- www.truth-out.org/​news/​item/​42309-our-summer-of-fire-and-the-fires-to-come  ​
 “The smoke and fires this summer were a wake-up call about how quickly things can change in the natural environment and how large the stakes are. But is this devastating summer just the beginning of much worse things to come? And if this is the harbinger of the future, what will this mean for the health of humans and ecosystems?​” ​ “The smoke and fires this summer were a wake-up call about how quickly things can change in the natural environment and how large the stakes are. But is this devastating summer just the beginning of much worse things to come? And if this is the harbinger of the future, what will this mean for the health of humans and ecosystems?​” ​
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 == Food Crisis == == Food Crisis ==
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 A recent landmark study that investigated alarming loss of insects is leaving scientists dumbfounded,​ deeply troubled, potentially the biggest-ever existential threat, risking ecosystem collapse too soon for comfort. In contrast to global warming, this may be much more imminently dangerous across-the-board to terrestrial life. An enormous loss of insect population, almost decimation in some parts of the world, threatens the life-giving structure of the ecosystem. This is a deadly serious problem! A recent landmark study that investigated alarming loss of insects is leaving scientists dumbfounded,​ deeply troubled, potentially the biggest-ever existential threat, risking ecosystem collapse too soon for comfort. In contrast to global warming, this may be much more imminently dangerous across-the-board to terrestrial life. An enormous loss of insect population, almost decimation in some parts of the world, threatens the life-giving structure of the ecosystem. This is a deadly serious problem!
  
- +RG- THE FOOD CRISIS ​based on Holt-Gimenez-Food Crisis to Food Sovereignty.pdf Abstract: "The current global food crisis—decades in the making—is a crushing indictment against capitalist agriculture and the corporate monopolies that dominate the world’s food systems. The role of the industrial agrifood complex in creating the crisis (through the monopolization of input industries, industrial farming, processing, and retailing) and the self-serving neoliberal solutions proposed by the world’s multilateral institutions and leading industrial countries are being met with skepticism, disillusion,​ and indifference by a general public more concerned with the global economic downturn than with the food crisis. Neoliberal retrenchment has met growing resistance by those most affected by the crisis—the world’s smallholder farmers."​
-RG- THE FOOD CRISIS ​(in Add to WIKI) based on Holt-Gimenez-Food Crisis to Food Sovereignty.pdf ​  +
-Abstract: "The current global food crisis—decades in the making—is a crushing +
-indictment against capitalist agriculture and the corporate monopolies +
-that dominate the world’s food systems. The role of the industrial +
-agrifood complex in creating the crisis (through the monopolization of +
-input industries, industrial farming, processing, and retailing) and the +
-self-serving neoliberal solutions proposed by the world’s multilateral +
-institutions and leading industrial countries are being met with skepticism, +
-disillusion,​ and indifference by a general public more concerned +
-with the global economic downturn than with the food crisis. +
-Neoliberal retrenchment has met growing resistance by those most +
-affected by the crisis—the world’s smallholder farmers."​+
  
 FRED - **Moore-Food and Negative Value.docx** - Jason W. Moore, //​Capitalism in the Web of Life//, excerpts from ch. 10 - “RoundUp Ready crops are not protecting yield so well, either. “Superweeds,​” especially but not only in GMO soy, have evolved to survive the onslaught of the famed herbicide. 161 These superweeds stand in for a much more radical shift—the transition from surplus value to negative-value—that we explore in the next section. What became clear, by the late 2000s, was that the agro-biotech expansion was actively limiting the space for a new agricultural revolution. The superweeds’ dramatic, if still-regional,​ negative impact on labor productivity points towards a broader set of forces undermining neoliberalism’s Cheap Food regime.” FRED - **Moore-Food and Negative Value.docx** - Jason W. Moore, //​Capitalism in the Web of Life//, excerpts from ch. 10 - “RoundUp Ready crops are not protecting yield so well, either. “Superweeds,​” especially but not only in GMO soy, have evolved to survive the onslaught of the famed herbicide. 161 These superweeds stand in for a much more radical shift—the transition from surplus value to negative-value—that we explore in the next section. What became clear, by the late 2000s, was that the agro-biotech expansion was actively limiting the space for a new agricultural revolution. The superweeds’ dramatic, if still-regional,​ negative impact on labor productivity points towards a broader set of forces undermining neoliberalism’s Cheap Food regime.”
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 == Nuclear Threats ==  == Nuclear Threats == 
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 BULLETIN OF ATOMIC SCIENTISTS - The lowest point for the Doomsday Clock was 1953, when the clock was set to 2 minutes until midnight after the U.S. and the Soviet Union began testing hydrogen bombs. In the years after, the clock’s time has fluctuated from 17 minutes in 1991 to 3 minutes in 2016.[14] Rise of nationalism,​ United States President Donald Trump'​s comments over nuclear weapons, the threat of a renewed arms race between the U.S. and Russia, and the expressed disbelief in the scientific consensus over climate change by the Trump Administration.[5][22][23][24][25] This is the first use of a fraction in the time, and the Clock'​s closest approach to midnight since 1953. BULLETIN OF ATOMIC SCIENTISTS - The lowest point for the Doomsday Clock was 1953, when the clock was set to 2 minutes until midnight after the U.S. and the Soviet Union began testing hydrogen bombs. In the years after, the clock’s time has fluctuated from 17 minutes in 1991 to 3 minutes in 2016.[14] Rise of nationalism,​ United States President Donald Trump'​s comments over nuclear weapons, the threat of a renewed arms race between the U.S. and Russia, and the expressed disbelief in the scientific consensus over climate change by the Trump Administration.[5][22][23][24][25] This is the first use of a fraction in the time, and the Clock'​s closest approach to midnight since 1953.
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 Wikipedia - Health in Belarus and Ukraine has shown disturbing trends following the Chernobyl disaster. In Belarus, incidence of congenital defects had risen by 40% within six years of the accident, to the point that it became the principal cause of infant mortality.[159]:​52[unreliable medical source?] There was a substantial increase in digestive, circulatory,​ nervous, respiratory and endocrine diseases and cancers, correlated with areas of high radioactive contamination,​ and in one especially contaminated district of Belarus, 95% of children were in 2005 reported to have at least one chronic illness.[157]:​129,​ 199[better source needed] The Ukrainian Ministry of Health estimated in 1993 that roughly 70% of its population were unwell, with large increases in respiratory,​ blood and nervous system diseases.[115]:​27[unreliable medical source?] By the year 2000, the number of Ukrainians claiming to be radiation '​sufferers'​ (poterpili) and receiving state benefits had jumped to 3.5 million, or 5% of the population. Many of these are populations resettled from contaminated zones, or former or current Chernobyl plant workers...Poor or inaccessible statistics has meant that causal connections are very difficult to make in both Belarus and Ukraine. It has been observed that Belarus in particular actively suppresses or ignores health-related research...Under Soviet rule, the extent of radiation injury was systematically covered up.[citation needed] Most cases of acute radiation sickness (ARS) were disguised as ‘Vegetovascular dystonia’ (VvD), a Soviet classification for a type of panic disorder with possible symptoms including heart palpitations,​ sweating, tremors, nausea, hypotension or hypertension,​ neurosis, spasms and seizures: symptoms which resemble the neurological effects of ARS. Wikipedia - Health in Belarus and Ukraine has shown disturbing trends following the Chernobyl disaster. In Belarus, incidence of congenital defects had risen by 40% within six years of the accident, to the point that it became the principal cause of infant mortality.[159]:​52[unreliable medical source?] There was a substantial increase in digestive, circulatory,​ nervous, respiratory and endocrine diseases and cancers, correlated with areas of high radioactive contamination,​ and in one especially contaminated district of Belarus, 95% of children were in 2005 reported to have at least one chronic illness.[157]:​129,​ 199[better source needed] The Ukrainian Ministry of Health estimated in 1993 that roughly 70% of its population were unwell, with large increases in respiratory,​ blood and nervous system diseases.[115]:​27[unreliable medical source?] By the year 2000, the number of Ukrainians claiming to be radiation '​sufferers'​ (poterpili) and receiving state benefits had jumped to 3.5 million, or 5% of the population. Many of these are populations resettled from contaminated zones, or former or current Chernobyl plant workers...Poor or inaccessible statistics has meant that causal connections are very difficult to make in both Belarus and Ukraine. It has been observed that Belarus in particular actively suppresses or ignores health-related research...Under Soviet rule, the extent of radiation injury was systematically covered up.[citation needed] Most cases of acute radiation sickness (ARS) were disguised as ‘Vegetovascular dystonia’ (VvD), a Soviet classification for a type of panic disorder with possible symptoms including heart palpitations,​ sweating, tremors, nausea, hypotension or hypertension,​ neurosis, spasms and seizures: symptoms which resemble the neurological effects of ARS.
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 (weapons and powerplants) (weapons and powerplants)
 wikipedia - "On 5 July 2012, the Fukushima Nuclear Accident Independent Investigation Commission (NAIIC) found that the causes of the accident had been foreseeable,​ and that the plant operator, Tokyo Electric Power Company (TEPCO), had failed to meet basic safety requirements such as risk assessment, preparing for containing collateral damage, and developing evacuation plans. On 12 October 2012, TEPCO admitted for the first time that it had failed to take necessary measures for fear of inviting lawsuits or protests against its nuclear plants....In 2014 Japan enacted the State Secrecy Law. The Fukushima incident falls under this law and, as a "state secret",​ independent investigations and reports are forbidden by law. wikipedia - "On 5 July 2012, the Fukushima Nuclear Accident Independent Investigation Commission (NAIIC) found that the causes of the accident had been foreseeable,​ and that the plant operator, Tokyo Electric Power Company (TEPCO), had failed to meet basic safety requirements such as risk assessment, preparing for containing collateral damage, and developing evacuation plans. On 12 October 2012, TEPCO admitted for the first time that it had failed to take necessary measures for fear of inviting lawsuits or protests against its nuclear plants....In 2014 Japan enacted the State Secrecy Law. The Fukushima incident falls under this law and, as a "state secret",​ independent investigations and reports are forbidden by law.
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 === Then === === Then ===
  
-RG- +RG- A century ago, in October 2017, journalist Dahr Jamail sadly observed: “The Earth is unraveling due to human-forced warming. We've changed the composition of the atmosphere, and are acidifying the oceans. The cryosphere is melting before our very eyes, and the seas are rising. Global wildlife populations have decreased nearly 60 percent since just the 1970s, and the current extinction rate of species is 1,000 times the normal background rate. Functional coral reefs could be completely gone by 2050, and oceans could be completely free of fish by 2048 due to anthropogenic climate disruption (ACD), overfishing,​ pollution and habitat loss. And there is nothing to indicate that governments around the globe are doing anything remotely serious enough to mitigate ACD impacts, in order to prevent the worst-case scenarios from unfolding.That there will be a massive die-off of humans seems inevitable, and the extinction of our species is very much a possibility. This is terrifying, heartbreaking,​ enraging information to take in.”
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-A century ago, in October 2017, journalist Dahr Jamail sadly observed: “The Earth is unraveling due to human-forced +
-warming. We've changed the composition of the atmosphere, and are acidifying the oceans. The +
-cryosphere is melting before our very eyes, and the seas are rising. Global wildlife populations have +
-decreased nearly 60 percent since just the 1970s, and the current extinction rate of species is 1,000 +
-times the normal background rate. Functional coral reefs could be completely gone by 2050, and oceans could be completely free of fish by 2048 due to anthropogenic climate disruption (ACD), overfishing,​ pollution and habitat loss. And there is nothing to indicate that governments around the globe are doing anything remotely serious enough to mitigate ACD impacts, in order to prevent the worst-case scenarios from unfolding.That there will be a massive die-off of humans seems inevitable, and the extinction of our species is very much a possibility. This is terrifying, heartbreaking,​ enraging information to take in.” ​+
  
 Indeed, ACD was progressing dramatically and abruptly. In 2017 Hurricane Harvey led to the single largest rain event in US history, which was then followed in short order by Hurricane Irma, the most powerful Atlantic Ocean hurricane ever recorded by satellites. In Canada, rapidly thawing permafrost was already releasing massive amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere which fuels a positive feedback loop of ACD: The warming atmospherecauses the permafrost to thaw and release CO2, which warms the atmosphere further, and the cycle feeds on itself. (There is twice as Indeed, ACD was progressing dramatically and abruptly. In 2017 Hurricane Harvey led to the single largest rain event in US history, which was then followed in short order by Hurricane Irma, the most powerful Atlantic Ocean hurricane ever recorded by satellites. In Canada, rapidly thawing permafrost was already releasing massive amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere which fuels a positive feedback loop of ACD: The warming atmospherecauses the permafrost to thaw and release CO2, which warms the atmosphere further, and the cycle feeds on itself. (There is twice as
 much carbon locked up in the permafrost as there is in the atmosphere. much carbon locked up in the permafrost as there is in the atmosphere.
-A paper from the Scripps Institute of Oceanography 
-published in mid-September 2017, warned of a small but distinct possibility that abrupt ACD 
-could pose an "​existential threat"​ to the survival of humans by 2050. Scripps went on to propose two new classifications for ACD: catastrophic (meaning that the majority of humanity would struggle to adapt to the change) and existential (meaning that humanity would not be able to adapt to the change.) 
  
- == Earth ==+A paper from the Scripps Institute of Oceanography published in mid-September 2017, warned of a small but distinct possibility that abrupt ACD could pose an "​existential threat"​ to the survival of humans by 2050. Scripps went on to propose two new classifications for ACD: catastrophic (meaning that the majority of humanity would struggle to adapt to the change) and existential (meaning that humanity would not be able to adapt to the change.) 
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 +== Earth ==
  
 It appeared that deforestation was having twice the negative impact on ACD as previously It appeared that deforestation was having twice the negative impact on ACD as previously
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 storm weighed 275 trillion pounds. storm weighed 275 trillion pounds.
  
- == Water ==+== Water ==
  
 In the watery realms, there were also significant developments. For the first time in history, in late August 2017, a tanker crossed the northern sea route without an icebreaker. A 300-meter long Russian commercial liquefied natural gas ship carried the gas from Norway to South Korea in just six and a half days, setting the record. The ongoing and increasing loss of the Arctic summer sea ice was impacting the Atlantic Ocean water circulation system, altering the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation (AMOC), a current that plays a major role in both regional and global climate systems. AMOC affects the climate of all of the countries on the Atlantic rim, especially those in Europe, but also has climate impacts far, far beyond those, including weather patterns around the entire globe. ​ In the watery realms, there were also significant developments. For the first time in history, in late August 2017, a tanker crossed the northern sea route without an icebreaker. A 300-meter long Russian commercial liquefied natural gas ship carried the gas from Norway to South Korea in just six and a half days, setting the record. The ongoing and increasing loss of the Arctic summer sea ice was impacting the Atlantic Ocean water circulation system, altering the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation (AMOC), a current that plays a major role in both regional and global climate systems. AMOC affects the climate of all of the countries on the Atlantic rim, especially those in Europe, but also has climate impacts far, far beyond those, including weather patterns around the entire globe. ​
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 In August 2017, flooding in India, Bangladesh and Nepal killed at least 1,200 people and displaced millions. Monsoon rains in India were so intense, a building inMumbai collapsed from them, killing at least 21 people and trapping more than a dozen. Thirty-two million people were impacted by the flooding in India, while another 8.6 million in Bangladesh and 1.7 million in Nepal also suffered. Since 145 million people were living less than three feet above sea level, flooding and rapidly rising sea-levels soon created multiple generations of climate refugees. ​ In August 2017, flooding in India, Bangladesh and Nepal killed at least 1,200 people and displaced millions. Monsoon rains in India were so intense, a building inMumbai collapsed from them, killing at least 21 people and trapping more than a dozen. Thirty-two million people were impacted by the flooding in India, while another 8.6 million in Bangladesh and 1.7 million in Nepal also suffered. Since 145 million people were living less than three feet above sea level, flooding and rapidly rising sea-levels soon created multiple generations of climate refugees. ​
  
- +== Fire ==
- == Fire ==+
  
 The flip side of this was drought. This had social consequences,​ given that the extended bloody conflict in Syria has its roots in a multi-year drought that hit that country. (More examples needed) The flip side of this was drought. This had social consequences,​ given that the extended bloody conflict in Syria has its roots in a multi-year drought that hit that country. (More examples needed)
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  ​scorched the picturesque Columbia River Gorge and rained ash and burning embers across communities several ​ miles away. At least 10,000 acres burned, sending hundreds of residents in the area to flee their homes. Heat and fire records were broken throughout the summer across the US and Canadian Wests.  ​scorched the picturesque Columbia River Gorge and rained ash and burning embers across communities several ​ miles away. At least 10,000 acres burned, sending hundreds of residents in the area to flee their homes. Heat and fire records were broken throughout the summer across the US and Canadian Wests.
  
- == Air ==+== Air ==
  
 To be sure, climate scientists had long been aware of the capitalist-generated,​ man-made causes of this growing climate chaos, but their findings got little respect. The U.S. government was in the hands of climate-change deniers, and the media consistantly refused to use the phrases “global warming” and “climate change” on the specious ground that they had become “politicised” (by the very people who denied their existence!). In the wake of the two major hurricanes that struck the US this season, while Harvey was still besiegingHouston with record rains, climate scientist Michael Mann told ThinkProgress:​ "The kind of stalled weather pattern that is drenching Houston is precisely the sort of pattern we expect because of climate change."​ Mann had, earlier in 2017, co-authored a study that showed how ACD is changing atmospheric circulation,​ including the jet stream, in a way that causes an "​increase in persistent weather extremes"​ during summers. ​ To be sure, climate scientists had long been aware of the capitalist-generated,​ man-made causes of this growing climate chaos, but their findings got little respect. The U.S. government was in the hands of climate-change deniers, and the media consistantly refused to use the phrases “global warming” and “climate change” on the specious ground that they had become “politicised” (by the very people who denied their existence!). In the wake of the two major hurricanes that struck the US this season, while Harvey was still besiegingHouston with record rains, climate scientist Michael Mann told ThinkProgress:​ "The kind of stalled weather pattern that is drenching Houston is precisely the sort of pattern we expect because of climate change."​ Mann had, earlier in 2017, co-authored a study that showed how ACD is changing atmospheric circulation,​ including the jet stream, in a way that causes an "​increase in persistent weather extremes"​ during summers. ​
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 Meanwhile, the Trump administration continued to work feverishly and consistently to scrub any mention of ACD from government departments and websites. Meanwhile, the Trump administration continued to work feverishly and consistently to scrub any mention of ACD from government departments and websites.
-MORE TO COME HERE+NOTE add RG material from "Fake News" article.
  
- +== Cities ==
- == Cities ==+
  
 Cities were the defining social and ecological phenomena of the twenty-first century: they housed the majority of humanity, they contributed the lion’s share of carbon to the atmosphere, and they were peculiarly vulnerable to climate chaos. By 2017 more than 50 percent of the world’s population were living within 120 miles of the sea; and it was estimated that this figure would soon reach 75 percent. In addition, urbanites all over the world were particularly vulnerable to deadly heat waves, whose intensity and frequency were increasing as a result of global warming, because of the “heat island” effect that makes urban areas hotter than their rural surroundings. For decades people had been migrating out of drought-prone areas in the developing world and into coastal cities that were prone to floods and cyclones. Anthropogenic climate disruption was dramatically altering the world’s cities, and that is where the effects of climate change were of most consequence. Cities were the defining social and ecological phenomena of the twenty-first century: they housed the majority of humanity, they contributed the lion’s share of carbon to the atmosphere, and they were peculiarly vulnerable to climate chaos. By 2017 more than 50 percent of the world’s population were living within 120 miles of the sea; and it was estimated that this figure would soon reach 75 percent. In addition, urbanites all over the world were particularly vulnerable to deadly heat waves, whose intensity and frequency were increasing as a result of global warming, because of the “heat island” effect that makes urban areas hotter than their rural surroundings. For decades people had been migrating out of drought-prone areas in the developing world and into coastal cities that were prone to floods and cyclones. Anthropogenic climate disruption was dramatically altering the world’s cities, and that is where the effects of climate change were of most consequence.
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 There was no better place to bear witness to these contradictions and shifts than New York City... How New York City attempted to mitigate and adapt to climate change—and also to respond to climate justice more broadly – set key precedents nationally and internationally. There was no better place to bear witness to these contradictions and shifts than New York City... How New York City attempted to mitigate and adapt to climate change—and also to respond to climate justice more broadly – set key precedents nationally and internationally.
  
-MORE TO COME:+=== How ===  ​
  
  
 +== The Fable of Noah We! ==
 +by Sam Friedman ​
  
 +Once  upon  a  time,  in  a  land  now  gone  below, ​ clouds ​ gathered, ​ and  rains  began.These ​ were  not  your  ordinary ​ clouds. ​ They  were  very  ominous ​ indeed. ​   The  rai  ndrops ​ were  the  size  of  golfballs ​ the  first  few  days.  But  as  the  days  passed, ​ they  grew  to  include ​ baseballs ​ andthen ​ even  basketballs.And ​ there  were  lots  and  lots  of  rain-balls.Day ​ after  day,  it  rained. ​ The  puddles ​ filled ​ the  roads. ​ Roofs  leaked, ​ then  gushed. ​ In  the  districts ​ where  the poor  people ​ lived, ​ roofs  collapsed. ​   After  a  week  or  so,  whole  tenement ​ buildings ​ began  to  fall  in.  ​
  
  
-=== How ===  +It  got  so bad,  the  politicians ​ forgot ​ all  about  promising ​ tax  cuts,  monuments ​ for  their  pals,  and  new  prisons.The ​ Republicans ​ said  that  the  rains  were  a  sign  of  God’s ​ displeasure ​ at  tax-and-spend ​ government ​ and  atmolly-coddling ​ the  poor.  They  called ​ for  cutting ​ food  stamps ​ from  three  loaves ​ of  bread  a  month  to  two;  for stronger ​ umbrellas ​ for  police ​ on  riot  duty;  and  for  tax  incentives ​ to  spur  investment ​ in  galoshes ​ and reinforced ​ raincoats. ​   Just  to  show  how  seriously ​ they  took  the  threat ​ of  these  rains, ​ they  adopted ​ a  new emblem ​ for  their  party: ​ The  elephant ​ trunk  snorkel ​ as  a  symbol ​ of  self-reliance ​ under  all conditions.The ​ Democrats ​ scoffed ​ at  the  Republicans ​ and  their  callousness. ​ They  demanded ​ a  program ​ of  levees ​ or  the river  banks, ​ and  of  tarpaulins ​ and  tacks  to  fix  the  leaks  on  the  roofs  of  the  poor.  Of  course, ​ they  also  put forward ​ suggestions ​ for  tax  cuts  and  monuments ​ for  contractors ​ good  enough ​ to  provide ​ these  services ​ and products. ​   They  too  changed ​ their  party  emblem, ​ to  the  donkeys ​ who  hauled ​ all  that  sand.  
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 +After  the  legislative ​ debates ​ and  compromises, ​ Democratic ​ and  Republican ​ officials ​ alike  hired  their  cousins and  contributors ​ to  do  the  job.    When  the  largest ​ of  these  companies, ​ End-Run, ​ provided ​ sandbags ​ held together ​ with  fishnets, ​ and  tarpaulins ​ of  chickenwire, ​ they  promised ​ a  thorough ​ audit  by  Under-Sand ​ andCompany. ​   They  also  got  lots  of  photo-ops ​ and  posed  beside ​ elephants ​ and  donkeys ​ who were  hard  at  work.Now, ​ the  common ​ people ​ were  fed  up  with  their  leaky  roofs, ​ collapsing ​ buildings, ​ and having ​ to  swim  to their  jobs.  By  the  twelfth ​ day  of  the  rains, ​ they  were  demanding ​ action. ​   Some  went  to  their  churches,​mosques, ​ or  synagogues, ​ where  they  all  were  told  to  pray  to  the  lord  for  smaller ​ raindrops ​ and  su  nny  skies;​and ​ to  sacrifice ​ a  scapegoat ​ or  two  to  make  their  prayers ​ effective. ​ And,  of  course,​to ​ atone  for  their  sins  and think  of  Heaven, ​ a  nice,  warm,  dry  spot  far  above  the  rainclouds. ​   But  after  catching ​ and  burning ​ a  few workers ​ of  other  faiths, ​ and  praying ​ all  the  while, ​ the  rains  just  kept  falling. 
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 +Others ​ went  to  the  leftish ​ political ​ parties, ​ the  Social ​ Democrats ​ and  Greens. ​   These  parties ​ organized ​ a demonstration ​ where  the  party  officials ​ swam  around ​ the  legislature ​ with  signs  demanding ​ action. ​ (No workers ​ came  because ​ they  held  it  during ​ a  working ​ day.)    The  main  effort ​ of  these  parties ​ was  to  set  up re-call ​ petitions ​ to  hold  new  elections. ​ It  was  real  hard  work  swimming ​ door  to  door to  get  signatures, ​ and  the ink  on  these  signatures ​ kept  running ​ in  the  rain.    But  these  folks  were  determined ​ and  gutsy. ​   By  the  17th  day of  the  rains, ​ they  had  enough ​ signatures ​ to  demand ​ a  re-call ​ election. ​   And,  after  alot  of  legal  hemming ​ and hawing, ​ even  the  election ​ commission ​ had  to  agree  (on  the  25th  day).    So  new  elections ​ were  called ​ for  three months ​ (92  days)  later. ​ And  so  the  election ​ campaign ​ began.And ​ the  rains  kept  falling. ​   The  Democratic ​ and  Republican ​ officials ​ got  more  and  more  worried ​ about  what the common ​ people ​ might  do.    They  started ​ blaming ​ a  neighboring ​ land  they  called ​ the  I-Wreck-Ye’s ​ for  the rains. ​   They  gathered ​ an  army,  and  supplied ​ it  with  all  the  best  swords ​ and  spears ​ made  by  the  End-Run ​ and Boing-Boing-Blockhead-Marionetta ​ corporations. ​ And  the  army  waded  off  to  defeat ​ the  idolatrousI-Wreck-Ye’s ​ to  stop  the  rains. ​ But  within ​ three  days,  the  army  swam  back  home  again because ​ their  weapons were  too  rusted ​ to  use,  and  because ​ their  uniforms ​ (by  Oy-Veh!-Say-Low-Rain) ​ were  rotting ​ away.    TheDemocrats ​ and  Republicans ​ thereupon ​ cried  that  the  war  was  being  sabotaged ​ by  I-Wreck-Ye-loving ​ red  and green  terrorists, ​ and  called ​ upon  all  the  patriotic ​ citizens ​ to  put  out  flags  to  support ​ their  country. ​   But  within two  days,  these  flags  (by  the  Oy-Veh!-Say-Low-Rain ​ and  the  I’mGod ​ corporations) ​ had  molded ​ to  ruin. 
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 +Now,  some  of  the  workers ​ in  the  shipbuilders, ​ seafarers, ​ longshore, ​ umbrella-makers,​and ​ trash-haulers unions ​ were  getting ​ pretty ​ upset. ​ They  were  afraid ​ all  their  families ​ and  friends ​ would  drown  or  get  crushed by  falling ​ tenements. ​ They  called ​ a  meeting. ​   Many,  many  good  people ​ came,  including waist-deep ​ ecologists and  women  tired  of  pumping ​ basements ​ when  they  had  swum  home  from  work  (because ​ even then,  women’s work  was  never  done,  from  rainfall ​ dawn  to  pump  and  run.) They  named  themselves ​ the  Necessary ​ Organization ​ Against ​ Horrors ​ (NOAH, ​ for  short).Their ​ action ​ plan was  to  build mighty ​ ships. ​ The  trash-haulers ​ brought ​ lumber ​ and  nails  from  the  rubble ​ of  collapsed ​ buildings. ​ A  lot  of  the boards ​ and  doors  were  floating ​ in  the  roads  anyway. ​ The  sailors ​ brought ​ rope  and  tar they  just  happened ​ to find  on20the ​ piers. ​ The  longshore ​ workers ​ and  truckers ​ brought ​ boxes  of  food  and  jugs  to  catch  rainwater.(These ​ just  happened ​ to  get  dropped ​ as  they  swam  packages ​ to  ships  and  trucks.) ​ And  everybody, ​ women,​men, ​ and  kids,  worked ​ dawn  to  dusk  and  dusk  to  dawn  (when  not  at  their  jobs)  to  build  ships  and  put  food  on them.    The  waist-deep ​   ecologists ​ swam  through ​ the  countryside ​ rounding ​ up  animals ​ and  seeds—snails,​pussycats, ​ hyenas, ​ morning ​ glory, ​ cannabis, ​ even  a  few  donkeys ​ and  elephants, ​ and  lots  of  doves  to  seek  the land  of  peace  and  dryness.And ​ on  the  31st  day,  NOAH  and  the  common ​ people ​ went  to  their  ships  singing ​ and  praying. ​   ​
  
 +But  the  rich and  the  politicians ​ heard  about  it  because ​ a  few  over-their-head ​ ecologists, ​ who  had decided ​ that  the  human race  had  done  too  much  damage ​ and  should ​ drown, ​ ratted ​ out  NOAH’s ​ plans  to  the  cops.So ​ the  politicians and  the  rich  folks  and the  police ​ came  running ​ with  their  guns to  take  what  the  workers ​ had  made  for  their own  use.    They  had lots  of  practice ​ at  such  theft, ​ since  that  is  their  day  job.But ​ this  time,  their  plans  to  seize  the  ships  for  their  own  use  were  pretty ​ obvious,​so ​ it  made  it  easier ​ for  the workers ​ to  know  what  to  do.  They  fought ​ back.    When  most  everybody ​ and  everything ​ were  on  board, ​ they sent  a  herd  of  aurochs ​ running ​ down  the  pier  to  shove  the  attackers ​ back.And ​ so  NOAH  sailed ​ off  with  great  hopes, ​ leaving ​ the  rich  and  the  politicians ​ beside the  collapsing ​ levees ​ in their  designer ​ galoshes ​ and  silken ​ raincoats—trying ​ to  make  life  jackets ​ out  of  bales  of  End-Run ​ stock. ​ After some  weeks  on  the  waters, ​ NOAH  and  the  people ​ and  animals ​ and  plants ​ landed. ​ They  built  monuments ​ to the  aurochs ​ for  giving ​ their  all,  and  to  the  workers ​ of  NOAH  for  saving ​ all  but  the  aurochs.
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